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14 Things I Should Be Embarrassed to Admit on the Internet

January 4, 2014 · by Ari · 16 Comments

It’s time for a fresh start, or something like that? Actually, I have to admit that no matter how much I tried to protest the whole resolution/goal/whatever-you-want-to-call-it thing, yesterday after my run, I couldn’t help it. I felt…inspired (so cheesy), so I sat down and wrote out some goals in my little note application. It kinda felt like cheating to do it on my iPhone, but whatever. At first I only wrote running/racing related goals (I only have 3…WHO AM I?), but then I figured I should probably write some for life/the blog, so I did it. I resolved. I goal set-ed. I whatever-ed.

Anyway, one thing I would like to do this year is write a little more about my life. I used to do that, and then stopped and pretty much only posted recipes. So maybe no one will read my life posts other than my mom (actually I’m pretty sure she stopped reading when I stopped posting endless pictures of the granddogs), but I don’t really mind. I entertain myself. So I figured I’d start 2014 by telling you 14 kind of embarrassing things I probably shouldn’t admit to the world, but I have absolutely no shame.

1.

mean green

I fall off my bike all the time. Like, pretty much every time I ride my rode bike. And I still cry like a toddler almost every time it happens. My poor husband is always so sweet about it too, and he never makes me feel like a baby. If I were him, I would judge myself.

2. I will go to great lengths to avoid doing dishes. I’m talking I used too small of a bowl, and it’s completely overflowing, but I just keep trying to mix it so that I don’t have to get an other dish dirty. Obviously, this makes even more of a mess, but I keep pretending I am actually saving myself time in the long run. I never claimed to be smart.

3. I let me dogs lick my face. It’s gross. I don’t know why I do it, but I just love them and it doesn’t bother me. I would not however let a human lick my face. Freak, party of 1.

4. I don’t get even a little bit excited about babies. People show me babies, and I feel like I’m supposed to be happy about it, or worse, want to hold them. I have absolutely no interest. I love kids, and as soon as they’re 2-3 years old, I’d much prefer hanging out with them than grown-ups, but I’ve just never been a baby person. If I ever do have my own, I’d like to skip that whole part of it.

5. A few weeks ago, Steve was complaining about people who shuffle their feet (meaning my entire family), and I was teasing him that in 50 years he’d be doing the same thing, which he of course denied. I couldn’t leave it at that, so I had Siri go ahead and set up a reminder to tease him about shuffling his feat in 50 years. I wanted to show you a screen shot, but my power butter hasn’t worked for months, and of course I haven’t been to Apple to get it fixed because I hate errands.

6. The other day, I washed the same load of laundry a total of 4 times because I kept forgetting to put it in the dryer. Come over and use my towels. They seriously don’t get any cleaner than that.

7. I’m sure I’ve told you this before, but I seriously listen to the most depressing music. I was playing the ukulele with my friend Tara the other day (she bought one too, and now we totally jam like pros), and every song I suggested she would respond with “Ugghhh I HATE that song!” I don’t understand it. I feel like most people would agree that I have one of the world’s bubbliest personalities, but I just love the slow sad stuff. My whole adolescence went to the tune of Tori Amos…

8.

ukulele

 

Since receiving my ukulele, I have sent no less than 30 snap chats of me playing, and I guarantee you I don’t actually play well in a single one. In fact, my boss begged me to learn a new song after the 5th rendition of Leaving on a Jet Plane…

9. My Christmas lights/tree/decorations are all still up. I really suck at things like that…

10. I made it to level 380something of Candy Crush. I can’t even believe I wasted that much of my life on that dumb game. Today after spending 10 minutes going through all my lives on the same level I’ve been on for weeks, I finally had enough and deleted it off my phone. 2014: The year I actually get shit done because my life is no longer consumed by getting 2 multicolored candies and being able to use them together.

11. On New Year’s eve I passed out on my friend Jason’s couch at about 10:50 pm. I slept there in front of everyone until 11:59 when I grumbled “Happy New Year” and sleep walked to the car. I’m a party animal.

12. I started watching The Big Bang Theory this week. I’m already on season 2. I can’t believe it took me so long to start watching it. It is just so funny, and entirely too easy to waste a few hours binge watching.

13.

puppies

I have approximately 5 zillion nicknames for Clementine. In fact, I think I only ever call her Clementine if she’s in trouble. Normally it’s “Lemon”, but it gets as weird as things like “Biscuit”. I don’t even know. People are weird at home. Or maybe I’m just weird at home…

14. I still don’t know how to change my tube on Mean Green. Well, on any bike for that matter. I rode 107 miles knowing that if I got a flat I’d have to beg some random cyclist to help me, or watch a YouTube video. I really need to learn, but have you ever tried learning a skill from your husband? Well, maybe your is better at teaching than mine, but I spend the entire time critiquing his teaching methods, and end up learning nothing. Clearly his fault, right?

YOUR TURN! What’s something you should be embarrassed to admit on the internet that you want to share with me and my approximately 6 readers? 😉

 

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Comments

  1. Heather says

    January 4, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    Your Call Me Maybe was kickass. I enjoyed that snapchat very much. 🙂

    Reply
    • Ari says

      January 6, 2014 at 4:47 pm

      There’s a wrecking ball one in your future… 😉

      Reply
  2. Emily @ More Than Just Dessert says

    January 4, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    I love when bloggers do posts like this! I also have to rewash my clothes because I forget to put them in the dryer 🙂

    Reply
    • Ari says

      January 6, 2014 at 4:48 pm

      Haha glad I’m not alone! 🙂

      Reply
  3. Katy says

    January 4, 2014 at 9:40 pm

    The title alone of this post made me smile and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. It’s nice knowing that everyone else is just as human and weird as we are, and though I won’t tell you which ones, there is at least one things on this list that I do too. I think you might be able to guess which. 😉

    Reply
    • Ari says

      January 6, 2014 at 4:49 pm

      Well I’m guessing it’s not call Clementine weird things because if you came up with nicknames for my dog, that would really be weird. 😉

      Reply
  4. Amanda @ .running with spoons. says

    January 5, 2014 at 6:37 am

    As much as I adore your recipes, this may just be my favourite post of yours yet — I love learning unique quirks about my favourite bloggers 🙂 And this –> “2014: The year I actually get shit done because my life is no longer consumed by getting 2 multicolored candies and being able to use them together” <– is the story of my life. I gave up CC for -months- and then randomly started playing it one day while I was waiting for an appointment. Bad decision.

    Reply
    • Ari says

      January 6, 2014 at 4:51 pm

      It’s seriously SO ADDICTING!!! I had a bad Words with Friends habit for a while too, but CC is so much worse! I totally feel your pain my friend. Days later and I keep opening my apps looking for it to play. Oyyyy. And thank you!! I’m so glad to know that other people enjoy my silly random posts because they are some of my favorite to write!

      Reply
  5. Mary @ Fit and Fed says

    January 5, 2014 at 3:48 pm

    Love your sense of humor, definitely keep posts like this in the mix! And I’ll add one to the thing about having to rewash your clothes because they didn’t get in the dryer fast enough— I am kind of amazed by all the friends I have who fold their clothes as soon as they come out of the dryer, cleverly avoiding wrinkles. Rarely happens around here! Good thing it’s mostly jeans and t-shirts……
    Mary @ Fit and Fed recently posted…Cooking for my Mom, Gluten, Dairy, and Soy FreeMy Profile

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    • Ari says

      January 6, 2014 at 4:53 pm

      OMG folding clothes is even worse, but at least I know I can just toss ’em around in the dryer a bit and then fold, rather than having to wash them all over again. 😉 And thank you so much Mary!! It’s so great to hear that people enjoy reading beyond the food!

      Reply
  6. Christine @ Love, Life, Surf says

    January 5, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    OMG I love this and you!

    Reply
    • Ari says

      January 6, 2014 at 4:53 pm

      Ditto! xoxo

      Reply
  7. Christin@SpicySouthernKitchen says

    January 6, 2014 at 7:39 am

    So funny! I can usually remember to get the clothes in the dryer, but sometimes they never get folded, just piled on top of the dryer and then I end up washing them again because they are so wrinkled.

    Reply
  8. Jamie @ couchtoironwoman says

    January 6, 2014 at 10:04 am

    Hahah we are so similar! I let Bern kiss my face, I have a million nicknames for him (some that don’t even make sense), I can’t change a tube on my bike and raced a Half Ironman hoping nothing bad would happen to me and our Christmas decorations are still up too!
    Jamie @ couchtoironwoman recently posted…CJ’s Resolution Challenge Race RecapMy Profile

    Reply
  9. Mollie @Sprinkles of Life says

    January 8, 2014 at 1:55 pm

    Love this post and you! And all your quirkiness! 🙂

    Reply
    • Ari says

      January 8, 2014 at 5:48 pm

      Awww thanks Mollie! Love you too! xoxo

      Reply

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